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Ewbollius Crapius A CALL TO TAKE ACTION...

:cries: Everyday, millions of people are exposed to a deadly epidemic of bad films... The effects of such bad films, are wasted time, PTSD, trauma, memory lapse, and sometimes, even death from the excessive shock sent to the brain, at the thought of how such horrible movies could be made...  :boo:

But now, you can make a difference.

Uwe Boll (He made those detestably unwatchable movies, House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, BloodRayne I & II, and most recently, POSTAL, to name a few - [link] ) apparently has said that if this petition reaches 1,000,000 signatures, he'd step out of making movies. Good riddance!  :movingon:

The petition started in April 08, it's quickly swooped up over 210,000 sigs and counting...

Help put an end to this abomination of film land and sign the petition...  :plug:

The Petition [link]

...before it's too late, and you too, are eventually exposed to such horrid film making.

Please feel free to pass this on... it just may save some lives, or at least upto 2 hours of time which can never be regained.

Articles of notable interest:

[link]

[link] (this one has a WICKED punchline at the end... you'll see)

ENJOY!  :teevee:

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I forgot what else I'm in... damn this not having a subscription crap.

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Mood: Agony ~bluesdevil Apr 21, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, we can have a "Survivors of Uwe Boll's Movies Shelter" set up in every major city complete with a 12-step program.
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~gaeamil Apr 21, 2008   Photographer
Was he the one in charge of Eragon? If so, you BET I'll sign.
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:iconthedarkcloak:
~thedarkcloak Apr 21, 2008  Professional General Artist
:lol: You know, I never read the book... but watching the movie was a weird experience. I constantly felt like I was missing out on stuff... and I didn't understand why the 'evil king' was sooooo scary aside from the fact that he was John Malkovich (which is pretty scary in & of itself). I was like... dude, that crazy evil red wizard guy seems like he should be able to totally toast that evil n00b king... what's the big fuss about? :sigh:

Anyways... :movingon:
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:icongaeamil:
~gaeamil Apr 21, 2008   Photographer
Be glad that you haven't read the book. Now that you've seen the movie, read it. And never see the movie again. Because I could have sworn that my eyes actually bled during that.
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Done and Done. I believe I'm around 212,992th... ish :D
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:iconthedarkcloak:
~thedarkcloak Apr 21, 2008  Professional General Artist
:headbang: Rock on, Stu!
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:iconlydiarayne:
I was reading 'joe loves crappy movies' jsut before I read this.
I wonder if the petition will really work?? I hope so. I really really hope so.
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:iconthedarkcloak:
~thedarkcloak Apr 21, 2008  Professional General Artist
And if not, hey at least it'll make some kind of statement, right?

:highfive:
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